“You know what I like the most about being rich? You can just be horrible to people and…”

“It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac.”

“Captain Wack: I only had four deaths on my watch. Moondog: Only four? Captain Wack: Four…”

“I don't want you to put a penny of that stuff in the bank. You know, I don't trust those…”