Movie

The Beach Bum

by Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, Isla Fisher, Snoop Dogg and 38 others

An irreverent comedy about the misadventures of Moondog, a rebellious stoner and lovable rogue who lives large.

(18 total)

Characters

Harmony Korine (18)Moondog (10)Matthew McConaughey (10)Captain Wack (5)Martin Lawrence (5)Lingerie (2)Snoop Dogg (2)Lewis (1)Jonah Hill (1)

“You know what I like the most about being rich? You can just be horrible to people and they just have to take it.”

— Harmony Korine, Lewis, Jonah Hill, imdb.com

Tagged: rich, Snobby

“It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac.”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com

Tagged: Mating Season, Seaweed, Aphrodisiac

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

— Harmony Korine, Lingerie, Snoop Dogg, imdb.com

Tagged: serendipity

“Captain Wack: I only had four deaths on my watch. Moondog: Only four? Captain Wack: Four deaths in over eight straight years of dolphin touring. It's a terrific record. Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily on five separate occasions but each time, I get it reinstated due to a technicali…”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com

Tagged: Death, Dolphins

“I don't want you to put a penny of that stuff in the bank. You know, I don't trust those Illuminati motherfuckers.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: illuminati, savings account, banks, Motherfuckers

“Now, what he failed to mention, that these dolphins have got a sort of corkscrew pecker. A little, whippy, winding ranky-cank thing. It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. And it's orgy season. So hopefully, we will get to see something, some real wild stuff. Everybody's fucking, they're re…”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com

Tagged: Pecker, corkscrew, Orgy, Fucking, Horny

“Don't fuck with Captain Whack. You will get whacked for fucking with Captain Whack.”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com

Tagged: Fuck, Fucking

“Fuck! I must've been high as a motherfucker when I hatched that plan.”

— Harmony Korine, Lingerie, Snoop Dogg, imdb.com

Tagged: Fuck, Motherfucker, high

“Lewis: I'm not even upset, even a little bit, that I was not included in the ceremonies. Moondog: Oh, you thought you'd be included? Lewis: No, well, like I said, I'm busy, anyway, so like I said, I'm not offended. And I just want to be clear, this doesn't have to do... with the incident a few years…”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: Busy, offended, peep show, Naked, voyeur

“I get all these things going, man, and they are all turning me on. And my wires are connecting upstairs and I start to hear music in my head. You know, and the world is reverberating back and forth and I hit the frequency and I start to dance to it. My fingers get moving, my head gets soupy, I'm spi…”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: Fucking, dizzy, Dancing

“Moondog: Keep the pool hot. Jose the Pool Boy: I put it on 120 for you. Moondog: That's what I'm talking about. Keep it there, baby, and add the chlorine. Cause I may have a gang bang when I get back. I'll invite your mother. Jose the Pool Boy: Thank you, Mr. Moondog.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: chlorine, gang bang, Swimming Pool

“Moondog: Give me a lucky lotto triple seven and a cigar, would you? Cash Register Guy: Sure. Moondog: You don't sell acid, do you? Cash Register Guy: No... Moondog: That's too bad, man. This place used to.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: Lotto, LSD

“Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little 'jerky-jerk' to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti-toxins. Judge: Excuse me? Moondog: All…”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: virgin islands, Jizz Pipe, Detox, rehab, jerky-jerk

“It's about time you guys got here, I need help carrying my luggage!”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: Luggage, Lazy

“Life is a fucking rodeo, and I’m going to suck the nectar out of it and fuck it raw until the wheels come off.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: Yolo, Carpe Diem

“I got to feed my coke addicted parrot.”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com

Tagged: Parrots on Drugs

“Wish me luck. I'm off to write the next great American novel. I'm going have a gangbang when I get back, I'll invite your mother.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

Tagged: Great American Novel

“One day I will swallow up the world.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com