“When I was a kid, I always had to wait up till midnight and hope HBO was showing a…”

“I just I'm gonna have to get half a portion of food or, like, a side salad so I look good…”

“You put on a bright smile, push that pain down nice and deep, and pretend to be pleasant.”

“Well, a bat is longer and easier to swing, but I think we should go with a hammer, 'cause…”