“I just I'm gonna have to get half a portion of food or, like, a side salad so I look good naked and the whole time I'm gonna be thinking about how hungry I am and how I can't wait for him to finish so I can hurry up and pick up a burrito.”Tagged: Dieting, Salad, Sex, Burrito, Hunger
“I mean, calling something by a different name doesn't change what it is.”Tagged: ephemeral, nomenclature
“Alex, this guy is like raw plutonium radiating poison into my skin and breaking me down with his toxic lack of self-awareness.”Tagged: Plutonium, Radiation, poison, Self-awareness, Toxic People
“When I was a kid, I always had to wait up till midnight and hope HBO was showing a documentary about some woman orgasming in the woods. Now you can watch 24-year-olds getting sodomized during recess.”Tagged: HBO, Porn, orgasm, Sodomy
“We're a capitalist society, Val. Only difference between fancy and seedy is the opening bid.”Tagged: Capitalism, fancy, Seedy
“Well, a bat is longer and easier to swing, but I think we should go with a hammer, 'cause it's nearly impossible to block.”Tagged: Revenge, Violence
“You put on a bright smile, push that pain down nice and deep, and pretend to be pleasant.”Tagged: Phony, fake, Smile
“As soon as the sun would go down, they'd unlock the doors, and people would come in, go out new faces every night. And I'd wake up to go to the bathroom, and there'd be some naked woman in the hall or two strangers fucking on the couch. After a while, I just couldn't do it, you know? So I waited for…”Tagged: Swingers, Tinder, hookup culture
“As soon as the sun would go down, they'd unlock the doors, and people would come in, go out new faces every night. And I'd wake up to go to the bathroom, and there'd be some naked woman in the hall or two strangers fucking on the couch. After a while, I just couldn't do it, you know? So I waited for…”Tagged: Swingers, Tinder, hookup culture
“Thought I'd do the whole surf-bum thing, but it turns out I don't like surfers or bums.”Tagged: Surfers, Bums