“Sorry, sarcasm is my brain's self-defense mechanism for whenever I'm about to be murdered.”
More from I. Marlene King
“If my friend Cassandra was here she’d pinch me so I’d stop talking like a nervous goober.…”
“You don’t need to give me the executive sandwich, just tell me what’s going on.”
“You are a whimpering little twit.”
“Just rip off that tag and go to the door like you own that Dolce already!”