“Lindsay Weir: Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president.
Harold Weir: It's called three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other twenty seven, but we're talking about the atomic bomb here.”
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“You know what punkers don’t do? Call themselves punkers.”
“Why don't you go pick on someone your own size? There's a bus in the parking lot.”
“Daniel Desario: What, so it's my fault that you left your stuff in my car? Kim Kelly: No,…”
“You know what punkers don't do? Call themselves punkers.”