“Lindsay Weir: You know who didn't go to college? Albert Einstein. Jeff Rosso: You know who else didn't go to college? Lindsay Weir: Who? Jeff Rosso: Frank. Lindsay Weir: Frank who? Jeff Rosso: Frank, the guy who pumps gas into my car.”Tagged: Albert Einstein, College Degree
“Lindsay Weir: What if all of this is a dream, and it isn't even our dream, it's that dog's dream? Maybe we're just existing in his mind and all of a sudden he'll go drink out of the toilet and we'll be gone. What will happen to us if that dog wakes up? It will be over. Millie Kentner: Life is not…”Tagged: Dream, Dog's Dream, Reality Check
“Lindsay Weir: Dad, give me one good reason why there can't be a woman president. Harold Weir: It's called three irrational days per month. Now, I would have no issue with the other twenty seven, but we're talking about the atomic bomb here.”Tagged: Woman President, Menstrual Cycle, period
“Lindsay Weir: [about Mr. Rosso] Have you ever looked at him? He's kinda good-looking. Kim Kelly: Yeah, if you're attracted to guys that look like Jesus.”Tagged: Good-Looking, jesus, Guys Who Look Like Jesus