“Winston, you’ve been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you’re checking her out, otherwise you’re a serial killer. Which would explain a lot.”
More from J. J. Philbin
“Kids today, they're treated like morons. But not you two. I would share a foxhole with…”
“Today, I am a grape!”
“My first crush was on a Batman cake, but my first sexual feelings were about teenage Simba…”
“We're all in...all five of us out there together, in the wild, getting some strange, like…”