“Vanessa Baxter: Can you drive Eve to soccer? Mike Baxter: [scoffing] Soccer. That's just…”

“Then only time men should be dancing is when other men are shootin' at their feet.”

“Ed Alzate: How is Mike pretending to be angry, scary, and unstable good for our website?…”

“When I was pageantizing, my mother told me there's only three things standing between you…”