“I’ve come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a…”

“Bay: I mean, do churchy people even go in for bachelorette parties? Daphne: C'mon, we…”

“Just so you know, I may not be good at school or sports or being nice, but I know how to…”

“You know what? I don't want her to be happy. I want her to be miserable, just like I am.”