“You know what? I don't want her to be happy. I want her to be miserable, just like I am.”Tagged: Sadism, Making Others Suffer, Feel My Pain
“I’ve come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I'm a failure. The important thing is not to be bitter over life's disappointments. Learn to let go of the past. And recognize that every day won't be sunny,…”Tagged: Life, Failure, Disappointments, Mistakes, Journey
“Just so you know, I may not be good at school or sports or being nice, but I know how to keep a guy interested.”Tagged: Sports, School, Being Nice, Interest, Dating
“Bay: I mean, do churchy people even go in for bachelorette parties? Daphne: C'mon, we don't have to have a penis piñata, but we can still have some fun!”Tagged: Church, Religious, Bachelorette parties, penis, Piñata