“Eddie Valiant: Nobody's gonna drive this lousy freeway when they can take the Red Car for…”

“Jessica Rabbit: Oh, Honey Bunny! Roger Rabbit: Oh, Love Cup. Jessica Rabbit: Oh, Roger!…”

“Scotch on the rocks... and I MEAN ICE!”

“P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their…”