“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I just noticed that you were improperly packaged, my dear.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Wrong, improperly packaged
“Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Heinous, No Place Like Home
“Give me that! Don't you know you're not supposed to take things that don't belong to you? What's the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal? Huh?”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Stealing, Wild Animal
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Threats, fax, star key
“4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed,…”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, Self-Pity, Jazzercise, Self-Loathing, Madness
“All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal…”Tagged: Christmas Quotes, reindeer, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer