“If you’d like to subtly body-shame your pet, the menu also has a 'When I’m Dieting' section that includes Pan Roasted True North Salmon ($28) and a grilled chicken breast ($16); both entrees come with a side of steamed vegetables. For dessert, the restaurant offers a choice of sliced apples and heirloom carrots ($11) or a bowl of mixed berries ($14).”
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