Quotes tagged ‘Steak’

“[Chet is eating the last bite of the 96-ounce steak] Roman: I think that just about does it. Grill Chef: He's not done yet! Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down! Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite! Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that pla…”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com

“If you’d like to subtly body-shame your pet, the menu also has a 'When I’m Dieting' section that includes Pan Roasted True North Salmon ($28) and a grilled chicken breast ($16); both entrees come with a side of steamed vegetables. For dessert, the restaurant offers a choice of sliced apples and heir…”

— Jelisa Castrodale, munchies.vice.com

“You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss.”

— Lilly Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, Morpheus, Laurence Fishburne, imdb.com

“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians. Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Sandy Cohen, Peter Gallagher, imdb.com

“Hank: [Presses his tongs into the steak cooking on the grill] Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare. Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done? Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.”

— Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Mary: He had his arm around her and everything was very cozy. Then he saw us, he pushed her away and started treating her like a stranger. Rhoda: I know that feeling. I once had a date do that to me when I ordered steak.”

— Lorenzo Music, David Davis, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com

“We're not friends. We've never been friends. It's like talking to a steak.”

— Jonathan Lisco, David Michod, Nicky, Molly Gordon, imdb.com

“Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon steaktanic! Two pounds of meat. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: A half a block of smoked…”

— David Caspe, Dave Rose, Zachary Knighton, imdb.com

“Let’s take a New York Strip. First of all, it’s got to come out of the fridge about 15-20 minutes before you cook it. Get it up to room temperature, then very carefully take your pulse [on your wrist]. The touchback—that texture is exactly how it should feel when medium-rare. Get the pan piping hot…”

— Gordon Ramsay, bonappetit.com

“Don't become a vegetarian! It's a big missed-steak.”

— Bleached-Asshole, reddit.com

“Well, you know what they say, you don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.”

— David Mandel, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“What do you call a cow that accidentally wanders into a slaughterhouse? A mis-steak.”

— elyas_machera, reddit.com

“I would tell a joke about steak... But it's never well done.”

— CloudyLeo, reddit.com