“Cashier: Did you just throw a coin at me?
Nandor: Yes.
Cashier: Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me.
Nandor: Guillermo, stab this man.
Guillermo: He's joking.
Nandor: Stab him.
Guillermo: I tried, and...here you go, man.
Cashier: Thank you so much.
Nandor: [to Guillermo] You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I'm noting it.”
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