Blair Warner: My mother's made a date with her latest conquest, Justin Branch. He's a married man! I never want to hear 'like mother, like daughter' again.

Edna Garrett: Oh, but Blair, your mother and Mr. Branch are old friends. They're having an innocent reunion.

Blair Warner: I've lost three fathers because of 'innocent' little reunions like this. I wonder how many husbands I'll go through.

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