“Tootie Ramsey: In case you haven't noticed, I'm black. Jo Polniaczek: You're kidding.…”

“I always wanted to know what it was like to be a blonde.”

“Blair Warner: [insulting Jo's clothes] She must think we're into nostalgia, she's still…”

“Blair Warner: My mother's made a date with her latest conquest, Justin Branch. He's a…”