“To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.”
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“What fun is life if I’m not making jokes all the time? It’s a torture I love.”
“I’m never not working on material. Ever.”
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“Making jokes is not work. It’s a gift.”