“What does it take to get a cab driver’s license? I think all you need is a face—that seems to be their big qualification—and put it on the license. No blank heads are allowed to drive cabs. And the name was like eight consonants in a row. And I don’t even know how I would report the guy. His name was Amal, and then the symbol for boron.”
More from Jerry Seinfeld
“What fun is life if I’m not making jokes all the time? It’s a torture I love.”
“I’m never not working on material. Ever.”
“Making jokes is not work. It’s a gift.”
“I’m not big on enjoyment.”