“I only went up maybe twice after smoking a joint. And I slaughtered. I mean, I slaughtered…”

“Andy Kaufman: You don't know the real me. Lynne Margulies: There isn't a real you. Andy…”

“And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast…”

“That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts...…”