Look, I’m one of these crazy guys that’s on a mission here to try to at least provide a workingman’s perspective. One of the reasons I came on this program is because most of your audience are working people. And they’re getting hosed. They’re getting hosed. It’s not for the fat cats. It’s not for r…
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That’s what I really wanted to do, is be a songwriter. I didn’t expect to be a rock star. My goal in life was actually to have other people do my songs. I started out as a songwriter.
Well, let me define this. I’m against gay marriage, but I’m for gay unions. But I don’t want any sexuality defined. If you have a union and designate someone, if you go to the hospital, your overseer, that’s fine with me. Gay marriage I don’t think is necessary because, under the law, if you legaliz…
Well, it’s a horror. The war is a total disaster. It seems to me to be almost worse than Vietnam. I really like the Bush policies on taxation. I really believe in them. It’s good. It puts people to work. But the war is a total catastrophe. And if anything is going to bring him down, that’s it.
You sprinkle a little lime, they disappear.
Well, it was sort of just an observation that you have your whole life to live. A lot of people in their twenties think they’ve got to get it all together by the time they’re thirty. And they kill themselves trying to get the golden ring by the time they’re thirty. You have an entire life to live. S…
You know, it’s a funny thing about wills. Wills are very hard to talk about with parents. And you know, the kids, they’re very good businesspeople. They went to Wharton. They got all As. They were great students—great everything. We talk about deals. The big deal is, how much am I going to leave the…
My neighborhood, it’s not 'turn the other cheek.' Someone hits you, you hit ’em right back.
I don’t think so. It’s a job. I don’t walk around thinking, 'Hey, I’m a superstar,' and everything’s great. You know, it’s a job. I take off the hat when I go home. I take out the garbage, I cook food, I feed the dogs, I clean up the poop.
I’m a people pleaser. I think that’s one of my traits, and I really just want to—maybe that’s why I’m the guy at the party where I’ll get up and I’ll do something. I want to make people happy.
Sure, I’ve got regrets. Anyone who’s really lived has regrets. If you have no regrets, what kind of life did you have?
Everybody’s got something they love to do and they should be doing and they have a talent at or a propensity for, and I see people kind of wasting their lives sometimes, just not really putting their talent to that purpose.
I had just moved out to try to teach her a lesson so that she would beg me to come back. I’d planned on going back. She kept saying, 'When are you coming?' I kept acting like the music was too loud and I couldn’t hear. I was really just playing a game. She left, and then I left after that and we pas…
We’ll have a prenup. You have to have a prenup. I have friends that have been destroyed. Men that are killers, tough to deal with, and yet a wife, five foot two, one hundred pounds, destroys them.
It’s a funny thing: the Republicans are known for business, and yet the economy always seems to tank under the Republicans.
Howard: Which is more important: talent or looking great? Donald: Looking great. Howard: I agree. Donald: I’ve had both, and I’ll take looking great.
I grew up in a neighborhood and it was mostly Irish and Italian and Polish. So everybody went to mass. I was in a Jewish family, but we never had any religious upbringing. The closest I got to Jewish was, you know, they clipped the tip. That was it. I had no say about that at all.
I think Iraq is a terrible mistake. To think when we leave, it’s going to be this nice democratic country. Give me a break.
I’m a rat. I’m a happy rat. You’re goddamn right. You know what? I did the right thing. I changed my life.
Well, I like porn, and I think that people should do whatever they want. But the point being that this generation is so—porn is so accessible that sometimes guys don’t actually connect to the person that’s in front of them.