“Louise: Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester'—it comes with candy. Get it?
Hugo: [clicks teeth] Yes.
Ron: No.
Louise: Because sometimes they use candy to lure their victims...
Hugo: YES! WE GET IT!”
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