“Louise: Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester'—it comes with candy. Get it? Hugo: [clicks teeth] Yes. Ron: No. Louise: Because sometimes they use candy to lure their victims... Hugo: YES! WE GET IT!”Tagged: Child Molestation, Candy From Strangers
“Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester' —it comes with candy. Get it?”Tagged: Pedophile, Molestation
“I hope they're using protection because I am not taking care of that baby.”Tagged: birth control, Contraception
“Randy: Do you think cows should be ground up for food? Louise: Personally I don't really care but my father, he loves grinding them up; it gives him a rush. Daddy's a bad, bad man.”Tagged: Making Meat
“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Quaint, Random Strangers, Skin Cells
“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Gross Humans
“Your room looks like it was decorated by a perverted jockey.”Tagged: Interior Decoration, Perverted Jockey
“We're adrenaline junkies. We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in Meh-hi-co!”Tagged: Adrenaline, Meh-hi-co, Junkies
“Louise: Speaking of Christmas, here is my annual list of demands. Bob: ‘My own apartment.’ Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.”Tagged: List of Demands, Christmas List, Studio Apartment, Threats, Tears
“Linda: Don't you talk to me like that, Miss Smart-mouth! You just bought yourself a ticket to your room! Louise: [storming off] Oh, fine! Best money I ever spent! You can't ruin anything in there!”Tagged: Grounded, Smart Mouth
“Remember, Tina—a nerd in the hand is worth...not really that much. Never mind.”Tagged: Puns, Bird in the Hand, Nerds