“Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam? Sam: No. Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to…”

“Sam: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I…”

“Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried. Bill: Yeah, me too.…”

“I don't even know how you even get ONE girl. How does anyone get TWO?”