Sam: What's non-alcoholic beer? Bill: It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk. Neal: Alcohol? Bill: Yeah.
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John Francis Daley
John Francis Daley (born July 20, 1985) is an American actor, screenwriter and film director. Standing at 6 foot 1 tall he is known for playing high school freshman Sam Weir on the NBC comedy-drama Freaks and Geeks and FBI criminal profiler Dr. Lance Sweets on the series Bones, for which he was nominated for a 2014 PRISM Award. He plays keyboards and sings for the band Dayplayer. In 2011, Daley co-wrote the box office hit Horrible Bosses with his writing partner Jonathan M. Goldstein, as well as The Incredible Burt Wonderstone, the 2017 Marvel Studios film Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Vacation, which the duo also directed. 2Early life Daley was born in Wheeling, Illinois, to R.F. Daley, an actor, and Nancy Daley, a piano teacher. His father is of Irish Catholic background, while his mother is Jewish. He grew up in Nyack, New York, where he played Danny in Nyack Middle School's production of Grease. 2Career Daley began acting when he was cast as "Young Tommy" in the U.S. and international tours of the Broadway hit The Who's Tommy. He played Sam Weir, protagonist of the "Geeks", in the television series Freaks and Geeks, and since then he has worked continuously in television, including series such as The Geena Davis Show, Boston Public, Regular Joe, Kitchen Confidential, Judging Amy, and Spin Cit
Sam Weir: Nobody thinks you're cool, you know. Lindsay Weir: Trust me, I know.
Hm...looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler.
Mr. Weir: We are not robots and things do not need to change. I like how things are! I like eating the same things. You know why? Because those are the things I like! I like chicken. And I like pot roast. And, that's how I feel about you Jean. Mrs. Weir: Oh please. You like me like you like a pot…
Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got? Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee. Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?
Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls? Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.
Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried. Bill: Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone. Neal: I'm just going to have my coffee now. Bill: Is that before or after you shave?
I don't even know how you even get ONE girl. How does anyone get TWO?