“Thanks for the 280 characters, twitter. I will use it extremely unwisely, just like I use every other facet of twitter.”
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“Well guess what motherfucker, you just got caught.”
“It's not about hacking computers anymore, it's about hacking human souls.”
“If only I were as good at life as I am at the internet.”
“I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.”