“Ren: Wait a minute... I'm not stupid. I've seen cartoons like this before. If I set foot in that yard, I'll probably get ripped to shreds by some enormous dog! Go look again and see if there's a dog.
Stimpy: Yes. sir! [Checks yard through fence] Hm... nope, no dog!
Ren: Oh, boy! [Runs into yard...sounds of Ren getting beaten up]
Stimpy: [Peeks over fence] There's no dog...but there's a baboon!”
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