“Hey! You're right! [in a close-up] There's no time to lose! We must be willing to protect us from the unforeseen dangers that wicked us on this island of despair. Well, don't just stand there. BUILD!”Tagged: Dangers
“This is the luckiest charm in the entire world. It's been handed down in my family for generations and I want you to have it. [pulls string to reveal a lucky foot]. My lucky leper's foot!”Tagged: Lucky Charm, Lepers
“Don't you know what TODAY is Ren? It's Tuesday The 17th, the unluckiest day of the year!”Tagged: Unlucky
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”Tagged: Demise, Candle
“Get a grip, man. Everyone has to cash in their chips sooner or later. You've just got to learn to accept it.”Tagged: Get a Grip, Acceptance
“Well, I got news for you, pal. You've only got two lives left. And if you buy the farm, that means I gotta do all the chores. We don't want that now, do we?”Tagged: Farm, chores
“You know, you oughta be more careful. All this dying might be bad for your health.”Tagged: Dying, Health, Careful
“You know what, Ren? I looked Death right in the eye, and it smelled like cheap cigars and stinkyfish. You see, Ren, life is like a bowling alley. Oh, you make some strikes, if you're lucky, a couple of spares, and nobody knows how to keep score, but in the end, you gotta rent ill-fitting, smelly…”Tagged: Death, Stinkyfish
“[crushes the sandwich] Get a grip, man. Everyone has to cash in their chips sooner or later. You've just got to learn to accept it.”Tagged: Get a Grip, Cash your Chips
“Stimpy: What a night. I feel like I got hit by a bus. Ren: Funny you should say that. According to the obituaries, you were.”Tagged: Obituaries
“Dear Johnny, You make me SICK! You probably wet the bed on purpose. [zooms out to Stimpy, pointing proudly to Ren] I am reading letters to everybody at your school warning them never to sleep over with you. Your friend—”Tagged: Open Letters
“Stimpy: Look, I got pimples, Ren. Ren: {warm and happy} Oh, Stimpy. I knew this day would come. This is the first sign of cat puberty.”Tagged: pimples, Puberty
“Ren: Wait a minute... I'm not stupid. I've seen cartoons like this before. If I set foot in that yard, I'll probably get ripped to shreds by some enormous dog! Go look again and see if there's a dog. Stimpy: Yes. sir! [Checks yard through fence] Hm... nope, no dog! Ren: Oh, boy! [Runs into…”Tagged: Dogs, Yards, False Assurances
“And you, I've had it up to here with your phases. You are not to leave this room until you're a full-grown adult!”
“Stimpy's shedded skins...strewn all over the house! This pubescence has got to stop!”Tagged: Pubescence
“You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!”Tagged: Baby Teeth, Man, Irony
“It's natural. It's just another growth spurt, buddy. But, your brain will catch up eventually.”Tagged: Growth Spurt, Natural