Jesse: [looking at the painting 'My Last Door' by Georgia O’Keeffe] Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas.

Jane: I didn’t say she actually painted vaginas. I said, some of her paintings looked like vaginas.

Jesse: Uh, seriously? Not even close.

Jane: Georgia O’Keeffe painted all kinds of stuff. Everyday items, her surroundings. Some of it evoked an erotic nature. It’s who she was.

Jesse: Not like any vagina I ever saw. This chick have medical issues?

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