Quotes tagged ‘Vaginas’

“The closest cultural mention I could find involved the medieval belief that sinister women could suck penises deep into their depths, a theory that cast the vagina as some kind of very cool, very judicious underwater cave.”

— Lillian Stone, melmagazine.com

“So why not give your man the little death he deserves with a tighter cooch than he ever dreamed possible? We’re here for you, girl!”

— Rachel Van Nes, reductress.com

“Pip: Joe, do you know anything about women? Joe: Sure! They're those things with vaginas in 'em!”

— Trey Parker, Pip, Malcolm McDowell, imdb.com

“Vaginas don’t bite.”

— Michael Cunningham, Michael Apted, Tyler Bensinger, Virginia Johnson, Lizzy Caplan, imdb.com

“Jesse: [looking at the painting 'My Last Door' by Georgia O’Keeffe] Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas. Jane: I didn’t say she actually painted vaginas. I said, some of her paintings looked like vaginas. Jesse: Uh, seriously? Not even close. Jane: Georgia O’Keeffe painted all kinds of…”

— John Shiban, Thomas Schnauz, Jesse Pinkman, Aaron Paul, imdb.com

“Women, especially teens, don’t need the idea planted that vaginas are temperamental or funky and that during the summer things can go horribly wrong. Vaginal neglect is not a thing. Vaginas function quite well in all seasons. Really. I run a clinic for vulvovaginal disorders and we are no busier whe…”

— Dr. Jen Gunter, drjengunter.wordpress.com

“Gretchen: You just spit on my vagina. Jimmy: So? Gretchen: Don't! Jimmy: Why? Gretchen: Why don't spit on my vagina? Jimmy: It's saliva. It's gonna get there anyway.”

— Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

“Bob: You're not a girl! Gene: Tell that to my vagina!”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, imdb.com

“Culturally, we represent penises as powerful and vulvas as messy.”

— Gemma Askham, glamourmagazine.co.uk