“Man, you've been holding out on me: this college thing is awesome!”
More from John Shiban
“Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.”
“I'M A BLOWFISH! BLOWFISH! YEEEAAAH! BLOWFISHIN' THIS UP!”
“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!”
“If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin…”