“It's that gas from your ass That toot from your boot That hum in your bum That loot from…”

“Gene: I'm having my own Super Bowl blowout this year. I'm holding all of my BM's until…”

“Bob: Hey, sometimes good things come from boredom. Like Gene. Gene: Thank you!”

“Bob: Tina, you have the fullest head of hair in the family. I would kill for that…”