“[Hillary Clinton] was an unqualified Secretary of State because the way she handled classified material. His [Trump's] selection for Secretary of State will be David Petraeus, who pled guilty to mishandling classified material. He said she was unqualified because she gave a speech to Goldman Sachs. His Secretary of the Treasury is somebody from Goldman Sachs. We’re in post-accountability.”
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