“Sabrina: Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas?
Roxie: The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights.
Morgan: Your family exchanges cigarettes?
Roxie: Hey, it's just not Christmas without a visit from Jolly old St. Nicotine!”
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