“I'm planning on dying tonight. What are *your* plans?”

“Peter Griffin: Oh, hey Lois. I guess you must be happy. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's every…”

“Glenn Quagmire: That's a military fighter jet! He's here to shoot us down! Peter Griffin:…”

“How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self image.”