“All right, red light. Time to text and shave and whittle and floss.”Tagged: Texting, red light, Driving
“Glenn Quagmire: That's a military fighter jet! He's here to shoot us down! Peter Griffin: Or she.”Tagged: Assumptions, Sexism
“How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self image.”Tagged: Arrogant, DJ, DJing
“Peter Griffin: Oh, hey Lois. I guess you must be happy. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's every girl's dream to have her husband hoisted out of a food truck in a horse harness.”Tagged: Snark, SASS, Sarcasm