“Dating is cool and all but have you ever spent your Saturday night alone thinking about your wedding hashtag.”
More from Josh Peck
“Josh: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet…”
“Take a breath and remember your Mom thinks you're the Sh*t.”
“Dinner dates are cool because even if the date sucks you got to eat dinner.”
“I like the way you check your phone while I'm talking to you, wanna date?”