“Josh: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to heaven, and now my life is bad.
[shouts]
Josh: You happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
Mr. Nichols: [offscreen] Josh?
Josh: Sheldon?”
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