“No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90 percent…”

“So you're saying we've got two super-famous, super-pissed-off ghosts killing…”

“I'm sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about…”

“Well the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep…”