“'Course, there's nothing more dangerous than some a-hole who thinks he's on a holy mission.”Tagged: self-righteous, mission, danger
“You're gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you're compensating for something.”Tagged: Witch Hunts, Compensation
“Yeah, well, if you were a six-hundred-year-old hag and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn't you go for a hot cheerleader? I would. Mmm.”Tagged: Vampires, Hags, Cheerleaders
“Well the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep piling out of the Volkswagen.”Tagged: Snakes, Evil, Volkswagen
“I'm sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.”Tagged: Singularity, Self-Referential, Laundromat
“So you're saying we've got two super-famous, super-pissed-off ghosts killing their...super-fans?”Tagged: Fame, Ghosts, Fans
“No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality.”Tagged: Drinking, Gambling, Premarital Sex, Vices