Dwight Schrute: Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing? What's this? What's The Fist?

Jim Halpert: It's just a social club. Like the French Revolution or The Black Panthers or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking.

Dwight Schrute: You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?

Jim Halpert: Nope, social club. God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion.

Dwight Schrute: Okay, you know what? I would love to join The Fist.

Jim Halpert: And we would love to have you, but not today. Unfortunately, it's a bad day, what with Operation Overthrow and everything.

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