Quotes tagged ‘Prank’

(15 total)

“Carole's first post–Tiger King interview, courtesy of not Jimmy Fallon.”

“As a prankster, you gotta respect another prankster.”

— Dan Lagana, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, imdb.com

“Pam Beesly: Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail? Jim Halpert: I think I'm a little too busy these days to s— Oh, my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.”

— Bryan Cranston, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

“At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month…”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Dwight Schrute: Hey, hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing? What's this? What's The Fist? Jim Halpert: It's just a social club. Like the French Revolution or The Black Panthers or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking. Dwight Schrute: You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebel…”

— Justin Spitzer, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

“[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's] Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac! Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas... Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook!…”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Captain O'Hagan, Brian Cox, imdb.com

“Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy. Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec. Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I want a Seymour Butz!”

— Nell Scovell, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart: Is Mr. Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I pee freely!”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Principal Wartz: Mooning is not funny! It's not a game! You may think it's a harmless school yard prank, but let me assure you: IT IS NOT! Someone could put an eye out! Arnold: Because of mooning?”

— Craig Bartlett, Joe Ansolabehere, Steve Viksten, Arnold (voice), Spencer Klein, imdb.com

“She was a true gloom, my mother. We used to eat in the dark. For a laugh, I wrote on her tombstone, 'Here lies Barbara Milligan, happy till the end.' Me, on the other hand, I'm an optimist.”

— Noah Hawley, Ben Nedivi, Mike Milligan, Bokeem Woodbine, imdb.com

“"Here's a fun one right Guys, next time you at a bar, whatever, and you see a girl at the bar Just walk up to her and go like this... ""Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later? I'll be over here watching you all night"”

— Dane Cook, genius.com

“"How bout this one right. All you need for this is a pair of gloves Just take your gloves, right And go down to the bank. Get behind all the people in the bank Give the person in front of you a little nudge, just a little nudge Wait till they turn around, and when they turn around Start putting on t…”

— Dane Cook, genius.com

“My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being too good in bed... After 2 minutes, all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.”

— HairyBaIIs007, reddit.com

“When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive... It’s a good thing my brother told me about it.”

— Chainridge, reddit.com

“Robert's son is a great painter. He painted a $100 note on the floor of the classroom. His teacher broke her nails trying to pick it up. She called his father on the phone to complain about the kid and explain what happened. The father from his hospital bed responds..."You got lucky Madam. At home t…”

— friskyfrog, reddit.com