“Captain Woods: This job is destroying me. Do you know how old I am?
Ashburn: Uh…fifty-eight?
Captain Woods: I’m forty-three years old.
Ashburn: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, I always…see I always round up.”
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