Captain Woods: This job is destroying me. Do you know how old I am? Ashburn: Uh…fifty-eight? Captain Woods: I’m forty-three years old. Ashburn: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, I always…see I always round up.
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Quotes tagged ‘Ageism’
Age 35 is not an expiration date on your beauty or your worth. It doesn’t matter if every single human alive believes this. It’s your job to cast this notion out forever.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Al Czervik, Rodney Dangerfield, imdb.com
You won't be needing this, old man!
— Richard Maibaum, Berkely Mather, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
Kylo Ren: Look how old you've become. Lor San Tekka: Something far worse has happened to you. Kylo Ren: You know what I've come for. Lor San Tekka: I know where you come from, before you called yourself 'Kylo Ren.' Kylo Ren: The map to Skywalker. We know you found it. And now you're going to give it…
— J.J. Abrams, Lawrence Kasdan, Michael Arndt, Kylo Ren, Adam Driver, imdb.com
[pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com
[Discussing Vanessa's new senior citizen boyfriend] Vanessa: He has a five-year plan. Sonny: What is it? 'Don't die'?
Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?
[while going around the X-Mansion using Professor X's wheelchair] All these elderly white men on the walls. Should have brought my rape whistle.
— Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, Wade Wilson / Deadpool / Juggernaut (voice), Ryan Reynolds, imdb.com
The machines don't care how old I am. They'll kill me just the same.
Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating? Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning. Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.
— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com
Dave: You look like a fuckin' teenager! Abby: I feel like an old woman.
Women and music should not be dated.
Paul: I’m sorry. Your mom’s out shopping. Jack: I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of a book entitled Intercourse after hip surgery.
— John Riggi, Tina Fey, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
I would fight them, dude, but they've probably got old man strength. And I can't handle that. Not now. I'm tipsy right now.
Dean: So you're having a midlife crisis? Castiel: I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.
Krissy: You're all right for an old guy. Dean: I'm really not that old. Krissy: You keep telling yourself that.
I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it.
— Sean Reycraft, Gabrielle G. Stanton, Pearl, Kelly Ann Hu, imdb.com
Yo mama’s so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama so old, she farts dust.