“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve!…”

“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after…”

“Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!”

“Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven Symone for one day, but she knows what she did”