“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”
More from Kay Cannon
“Girls are collaborative, empathic, hard workers.”
“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve!…”
“Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!”
“Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven Symone for one day, but she knows what she did”