“News Anchor: Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?

Reporter: We are not exactly sure what is going on inside the town of Beaverton Tom, but we are reporting that there's looting, raping and yes, even acts of cannibalism.

News Anchor: My God, you've actually seen people looting, raping and eating each other?

Reporter: No we haven't actually seen it Tom, we're just reporting it.”