[Henry starts choking]

June: Ah, very good, Henry is exhibiting some of the classic signs of choking! Turning blue, [Henry gasping for breath] gasping for air [Henry gurgles] and clutching his throat.

June: If you ever see someone choking, help them by using the Heimlich Maneuver, which I will now demonstrate with the aid of my assistant, Mr. Foot.

June: Remember, guys, only nimrods choke, now, here’s two guys who never forget each others' birthdays, ‘Prometheus and Bob’.

Henry: You should really eat that before it gets soggy.

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