“It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.”

“Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing,…”

“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”

“Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Sheriff: One rectal breach comin'…”